Bro, honestly, just stop.

You'll never truly know me, but I'm Effy Stonem. It's a shit name, I know, but it's short for Elizabeth which is even worse. Moved from Bristol to Canada. I go to some shit school called Degrassi, but I never really go, so can I say that? I have an older brother, Tony, he's not nice he's amazing. My mum whored around and about, and that's how I got my half-sister, Sophia. Lastly, got a 'doppleganger' Scarlett, who is really fucking amazing. That's all you need to know... that's all you're going to get to know.